0 Funny SMS

Its d month of
Kisses,surprises,
Proposals n dates,
Chocolates n gifts,
Hugs n luvsongs
It's feb..
Wishng u a love filled
Valentine month..!!

Thought ov the day....
"a marriage is successfull
When it wud be
Between
A blind wife
&
A deaf husband...." ;->

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Boy: I am not rich like Sam, I don't even have a bid car like Sam. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Sam..

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

 

Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

S_nrise,

B_terfly,

pict_re,

L_nch,

b_s stand,

fig_re,

m_sic,

all r very boring witho_t yo_, I think i miss u.....

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Define Breast?
- B - Beautiful
- R - Round Shaped
- E - Equipment
- A - Amazingly
- S - Soft With
- T - Tasty Milk .....

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Love is possible after friendship
But
Friendship is not possible after love
Because
Medicines work before death
Later nothing can be cured.!!!

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?

This is not fair? how could u do this? Didn't expect this from u!!
- u didnt even tell me?
- today u took bath it seems.

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die,

so u can decrease this over population,

so baby, please keep on smiling.

 

- Smile a while,
- & when U smile,
- smile another smile
- & soon there will b miles
- & miles of smile
- bcoz you smiled .
- i wish your day is full of SMILE